facts-i-just-made-up:

A Cheeto farmer in Holland returns from the harvest.  He carries only 7 bushels of Cheeto, enough to provide for his family for only a couple weeks.  Winter is on the way and unless the harvest improves, his family will starve.  It is not easy, being cheesy.

(nationalgeographicscans Holland, May 1978)

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Cheeto farmer in Holland returns from the harvest.  He carries only 7 bushels of Cheeto, enough to provide for his family for only a couple weeks.  Winter is on the way and unless the harvest improves, his family will starve.  It is not easy, being cheesy.

(nationalgeographicscans Holland, May 1978)


s-c-i-guy:

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

"of something"

❝It is not enough in this world to be kindhearted.❞ - Lemony Snicket (via kushandwizdom)

Everything Love

(via quotelounge)

vanillathena:

I got your backs, guys.

1. Oreo Cookie Waffles

2. (I couldn’t track down the actual recipe for the second picture, so I’m just going to assume it’s Chocolate Coffee.)

3. Again, I couldn’t track this one down, but I think it’s an ice cream cake. Here’s ten different recipes for ice cream cakes in exchange for not finding that particular one.

4. The person who originally posted this image didn’t put a source either, so I’m just going to give you a recipe for a cake that looks even better. Hell, I’ll throw in another just to make it even.

5. Double Chocolate Cookie Bars. 

6. This cake is supposedly from a restaurant or high-end bakery, but I wasn’t able to find the source or recipe for it. Sorry!

7. I know what these are! York Peppermint Patty Brownies!

8. yeah i’m pretty sure this is just a disassembled oreo smore thing it’s sort of self-explanatory

9. *shifty eyes* I couldn’t find this one either but here make this instead

10. My only guess for these is homemade ding dongs.

Salud, motherfuckers.

❝is that his real body?❞ -my mum seeing chris evans in steve roger’s cruising-for-dudes-who’re-just-trying-to-exercise outfit aka one of the most important moments in modern cinema history (via captainofalltheships)
flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD


fallencor:

speedyegbert:

chopythes:

satnavtakrak:

ooorrriiiiii:

capricorn-onthe-cob:

gojira-king-of-the-kaiju:

octopusice:

I JUST SHOWED THIS TO MY PARTNER AND HE WAS DANCING AND THEN IT HIT THE WORDS AND HE YELLED FUCK YOU AND THREW HIS COMPUTER CORD ON THE COUCH AND THEN STOMPED AWAY HELP

WHY

EVERYONE MUST LISTEN TO THIS NOW

I FUCKING KNEW IT

FUCK! ALL THE TIME!

NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
ITS SO NOT OK AT ALL WHY DID YOU DO THIS OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD FUCK YOU!

I’M DYING

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egberts:

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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i made this post over a year ago, and now, in hindsight, i would like to STRONGLY advise against mailing poop to your friend. 


arijandro:

I am hurt and I am angry, but I will never become as terrible as you.

shychiaichi:

when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends

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